That way he'll bet strong, and I'll beat him with my nines full over aces. [Narrating] Now I hope a spade falls and Teddy makes his flush.

[Narrating] I want him to think that I'm pondering a call, but all I'm really thinking about is Vegas and the fucking Mirage.

Yeah, I'm gonna go all in, 'cause I don't think you got the spades.

Now, the closest I get to Vegas is west New York, driving this lousy route handed down from Knish...

And I let that vision blind me at the table against KGB. In a legal sense, can fuckin' Steinbrenner just move the Yankees?

- [Chattering] - [Poker Chips Clattering] [Mike Narrating] The judges' game.

- [Group Laughs] - Kid's a little tall, isn't he, Gene? The stakes attract rich flounders, and they in turn attract the sharks. These are community cards everyone can use to make the best five card hand. [Narrating] The game in question is No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em. A game like this doesn't come together often outside the casinos. Five cards are then dealt face up across the middle. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Get your money in when you have the best of it, and protect it when you don't. That's how I've paid my way through half of law school. in the Moot Court you're presiding over next week, Gene.